Why I can’t cheat on my wife.
October 1, 2007 – 9:27 amI spend my weekends in exotic locations out of time and space with big breasted wenches. So why don’t I take advantage of the potential company my weekends afford? Well, one reason could be that if I did I am sure it would wind up on YouTube.com
Keep in mind I had no clue about this video. I came home. Aimee said: Hey, I saw you on Youtube. Yep, a couple days after something happens to me its on Youtube for the world (and my wife) to tell me about. Not sure what to think.
Just a Blacksmith on the Roof….. BUSTED !
Note: The title is why I “can’t” not why I “don’t”.
13 Responses to “Why I can’t cheat on my wife.”
well A.J. Ever see the shows where they bust people on camera?….I’m sorry to say, thats what the world has come too..Big Brother has eyes every where, or in this case, big paganfairy..lol
By gina on Oct 1, 2007
Shiney thiiiings!!!!!!
Everybody wants shiney things!
LOL
You remind me of a litle kid sitting up on the roof!
By Rhiannon on Oct 1, 2007
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
“Everyone needs shiny things!” Classic!!
WG
By WonderGoon on Oct 1, 2007
I would like to ask you a question, all joking aside. It’s a serious question. Would you cheat on your wife and family if you could get away with it and not get caught?
By Suzume on Oct 1, 2007
Suzume - I can not honestly answer that question because I can not imagine a situation where the risk vs benefit would not come into play.
If we are talking about nothing more than sex, then my answer is no. But then, if I had a choice between having sex with some random woman with no strings attached or drinking some beer with a friend, i would be on my way to the carry out and it wouldnt be for condoms. At 42 years of age, I am not a very sexualy motivated person. So I do not think my answer is very noble.
By A.J. Drew on Oct 2, 2007
Thankyou for answering my question honestly. That’s why I buy your books, because even if you don’t know the answer, or if it’s a difficult question you’ll answer as honestly as you can. I have all your books but two, the motorcycle one and the herb one, I do mean to get the herb one but don’t have a motorcycle and have no plans to get one, so I won’t be getting that one. The only one of your books I didn’t like that much was the God/Goddess one. I just wasn’t thrilled with Patricia Telesco’s version of things. I thought yours had depth and an honesty I can relate to, I liked that part very much, but I didn’t care for her side much. I wondered at the time why you chose her. Sorry, it’s how I feel.
By Suzume on Oct 2, 2007
Thank you. On the God / Goddess book, it was written with my wife Aimee Carpenter (nick name Freekee) on a weekend in a Motel 6. The initial dedication read: To Aimee (Freekee) Carpenter for all those nights in the Motel 6. My publisher went nuts on me for the dedication, so I changed it to the Great Teacher Key-Low-Knee who gave me great insight (or some such thing) on not only the art of Taekwon Leap, but on life and bla bla bla.
The editor completly missed the fact that the dedication was basicly anouncing how I felt about the book. That great teacher is a fictional character in a Doctor Dimento type song:
Boot to the Head
http://beagleweb.com/fun-taekwanleap.html
I had previously tried and tried and tried to get out of my contract for the book explaining how radicaly different Patricia Telesco’s writtings were from what I had thought the book would contain. But the wouldn’t do a thing for me, so I did what I could to at least make it entertaining.
I dont think I managed to pull it off. But I had a very good time working in commentary which some folk catch now and then, like boot to the head.
By A.J. Drew on Oct 2, 2007
I am amused!!
By Leila on Oct 2, 2007
I wanted to re read your book before I commented on it again, and yes, I saw the humor
I’ve been known to take myself way too seriously sometimes, and it was good
You know, rereading it reminded me of something I want to thank you for. For helping me to see my father for the man he is and has been rather than the man I wished he was. I was able to see what a wonderful father he is and was in so many ways. One of those ways was as a pipefitter, my father got up every morning at 4-4:30 and went to work every day to feed his family. It didn’t matter if it was below zero or above 100 degrees, he got up and went to work and he worked very hard. Boy, that means the world to me.
I saw and helped my father build vetable gardens, water gardens and Japanese gardens. I ate from some of those gardens, still do, found parts of my soul in those water gardens, fell in love with the fish there and today enjoy his creation of a Japanese garden. My father reads a lot, therefore always has something interesting to say or talk about, has been an exeptional grandfather and comes to my aid should I need him. How sad I was caught in a space of thinking of his shortcomings rather than his many wonderful qualities. My father has created so many things, done things other men wouldn’t dream of attempting, nevermind actually doing. I love that about my father. My father has beautiful hands.
Reading your books has helped me to see my father as a man, not as an objectified god far away and unreachable. My dad is God
Thankyou
By Suzume on Oct 4, 2007
Suzume - One of the issues of arguement my wife and I often have is that I am self employeed and often spend much more time working than I probably should. I believe it will result in spending much less time working, but well I am probably fooling myself as I am a workaholic.
I am hoping that baby boy is old enough next year so that finishing the living quarters at the Kentucky smithy can be enjoyed and our family can spend more time togeather. These last two years have been hard.
What makes it worth it is that Aubreyahna has started to tell me to go make more swords so that we can buy a house. I really do hope my children understand that while I might be distracted often (by things like PN which is not profitable) my drive really is to improve our lives.
See honey, I know I get distracted often!
By A.J. Drew on Oct 4, 2007
I know the feeling, working so hard to be able to support and give to your children and your family. I wish I’d had more time to spend with my daughter when she was younger, she’s older now and now she understands, but it was hard when she was younger. I spent every minute I had off to be with her pretty much. She knows how much I love her and says she was lucky, so lucky to have me for a mom. (ok, I won’t ball my head off now)
I can’t even tell you how awesome a feeling that is. I love her more than anything. You do the very best you can and I think it works out.
You know your family better than anyone, you’ll know the right things to do. You’re a smart man.
I remember times being kind of hard when my mother and father would be saving for really cool camping trip or anything. Yep, it was tough and I don’t think I truly appreciated it until I was older and could look back on those times and think how lucky I was to have them and parents with enough discipline to do it. My parents took my brother and I out of school for a month on one trip to travel to Texas and Mexico. They were big on the nature aspects of any camping trip and didn’t go for the entertainment stuff too much, though we did go to Disneyworld for a day, yeah it was cool, but the nature stuff is what truly stays with me. We met some really cool people from all over the country.
I think saving for a house is a grand idea
By Suzume on Oct 4, 2007
Hey!
how did you know I like to have Shiny things!
Haha.
One of this years im going to get myself up to the renne fair, I would like to wait until next year so im 21, and can drink and be merry.
I think it would be fun to hang out on a roof with you yelling about Shiny things to people..and to tell people to stop trying to smell me.
Namaste~
and Be Blessed Mr. Drew.
By SonOfTheGoddess on Oct 10, 2007