My wife just shot me.
October 31, 2007 – 8:38 pmReaders might remember when I posted concerning my purchase of two bb guns, one for Aubreyahna (3 1/2) and one for myself (not 3 1/2). My wife Aimee objected greatly.
That would be the same wife who just loaded a rubber band gun, pointed it at my shirtless belley, and pulled the trigger in front of my duaghter Aubreyahna who thought it was a hoot. My wife asked if it hurt. Aubreyahna answered that it didn’t hurt because I am a “big ol’guy”.
Will someone please explain to me again why plastic bb guns with eye protection, firing only at targets in the back yard with close adult supervision is a bad thing? Oh ye, that’s right. Because that doesn’t hurt the man of the house.
5 Responses to “My wife just shot me.”
AJ, you’ve got to duck, man. Duck!
That, or wear a shirt.
WG
By WonderGoon on Oct 31, 2007
Rubber bands are not bullets or shaped like bullets. It is a mind set. Gun bad.
Personally it isn’t the gun that is bad but the person behind the gun. Kind of like that drunk driver, it isn’t the car that killed it is the driver.
BTW those huge rubber bands that are used on the ceramic molds do not make great shooting rubber bands. Oh and tell Freekee I have to teach her what my kids taught me to do with rubber bands! No need for a rubber band gun! Just load and fire. (laugh)
By Rhiannon on Oct 31, 2007
Rhiannon - I stopped using rubber bands for ceramic molds in favor of surgical tubing. It works GREAT!
By A.J. Drew on Nov 1, 2007
Surgical tubing…..sounds kinky! (sorry it is just the mixture of drugs right now! LOL)
By Rhiannon on Nov 1, 2007
Like Wonder said, Duck!!!…
By gina on Nov 2, 2007