I want a fake ID
March 27, 2008 – 11:52 pmI want a fake ID
I want a fake ID. Now what I would really like is one from Hawaii that says my name is McLovin. But any state and any name will due as long as it says I am 21 years old. Many bars have started asking for identification from anyone, no matter how old they look. I want to walk into one of these bars, order a drink, and hand over my ID only to be refused because I look too old for this to be a valid ID.
In truth, I have been thinking about inventing a new name. Maybe one of those cool one word names. Maybe even changing my name legally. The problem is, all the really cool names are taken; McLovin, Prince, Madona… Maybe one of those names with the word “the” in front of it; The Brain, The Tick, The Thing, The Hulk….
So what do you think, should I go with one of them spiffy one word names, an ominous The sort of names, or something more conventional?
2 Responses to “I want a fake ID”
Suggestions:
The Yeti (I know, too obvious)
D. Frost (hee hee)
Forge (you might have some trouble from Marvel Comics there)
Hammer (Go Hammer, Go Hammer)
Smith
Mr. Aimee (you’re whipped & you know it!)lmfao
By Bubba on Mar 28, 2008
err…Madonna, AJ….You realllly had to go there?…..all I did was picture you in one of her pointy bra thingies, while doing the rub around motion that she did back in the day….ahhh yeeaaahh….me no thinking that Madonna would be the right one for you ;o)
lol
By Jaden on Mar 29, 2008