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Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
A mouth full of pussy
So I was brushing my teeth when my baby Aubriena (3 ½) walked into the bathroom. She announced in an excited way that I found the kitten brush. What? I mumbled because my mouth was full of toothpaste. She explained that the toothbrush I was using ...
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Sunday, February 24th, 2008
I haven't been physicaly active reciently. Instead of metal work or forging, my only handcraft has been leatherwork. I started doing leather work for sword and knife sheaths, but have been moving on to other projects. While looking for inspiration, I found this video. It ...
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Saturday, December 22nd, 2007
The phone. The phone is ringing.
It wasn’t an animal in trouble, although back in my wild days of rescue that could have been the case. It was Deedra from Texas. I had last seen Dee in a hospital here in Columbus. She was on strict bed ...
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Friday, November 2nd, 2007
Warning: Baby Bottle Pops might be POISON.
Baby Bottle Pops is a very popular brand of candy. It is a registered trademark of the Topps Company, Inc. The same folk who brought us baseball cards with bubble gum.
This is the Baby Bottle Pops product line:
This is NOT ...
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Friday, November 2nd, 2007
911 and Emergency Services
First let me say everyone is alright and things worked out fine. I have no doubt there will be many sick children in Columbus, OH this weekend but chances are they will vomit and suffer for a few hours and the nothing more will come of ...
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Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
Readers might remember when I posted concerning my purchase of two bb guns, one for Aubreyahna (3 1/2) and one for myself (not 3 1/2). My wife Aimee objected greatly.
That would be the same wife who just loaded a rubber band gun, pointed it at my shirtless belley, and ...
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Thursday, September 6th, 2007
I was looking at the pictures of the kittens before most of them died. I noticed something about some of the pictures right before they all became sick. They all recieved amoxicilin. They all had a horrible alergic reaction. All but one died.
Aubreyahna and ...
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Thursday, September 6th, 2007
So I got a matching pair of guns for me and my 3-year-old. Now don't freak out. They are not firearms; they are just 6-mm Airhost bb guns. I argue that Aimee gave her a nurf gun, so what's the difference?
The difference is this thing ...
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Wednesday, August 8th, 2007
Why is it that my child Aubreyahna thinks that I need broken bits of Styrofoam packing peanuts in my belly button? Does she think my belly button is fragile and I will be moving it soon? Does she think it so large as to displace entirely too much ...
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