Archive for the ‘The Kidos’ Category

A mouth full of Rabitchka’s pussy

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

A mouth full of pussy So I was brushing my teeth when my baby Aubriena (3 ½) walked into the bathroom. She announced in an excited way that I found the kitten brush. What? I mumbled because my mouth was full of toothpaste. She explained that the toothbrush I was using ...

What do I want for my kids.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

I haven't been physicaly active reciently.  Instead of metal work or forging, my only handcraft has been leatherwork.  I started doing leather work for sword and knife sheaths, but have been moving on to other projects.  While looking for inspiration, I found this video.  It ...

Single Parents

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

The phone. The phone is ringing. It wasn’t an animal in trouble, although back in my wild days of rescue that could have been the case. It was Deedra from Texas. I had last seen Dee in a hospital here in Columbus. She was on strict bed ...

Baby Bottle Pops might be poison!

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

Warning: Baby Bottle Pops might be POISON. Baby Bottle Pops is a very popular brand of candy. It is a registered trademark of the Topps Company, Inc. The same folk who brought us baseball cards with bubble gum. This is the Baby Bottle Pops product line: This is NOT ...

Failure - 911 and Emergency Services

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

911 and Emergency Services First let me say everyone is alright and things worked out fine. I have no doubt there will be many sick children in Columbus, OH this weekend but chances are they will vomit and suffer for a few hours and the nothing more will come of ...

My wife just shot me.

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Readers might remember when I posted concerning my purchase of two bb guns, one for Aubreyahna (3 1/2) and one for myself (not 3 1/2). My wife Aimee objected greatly. That would be the same wife who just loaded a rubber band gun, pointed it at my shirtless belley, and ...

Po Po n Aubreyahna

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

I was looking at the pictures of the kittens before most of them died. I noticed something about some of the pictures right before they all became sick. They all recieved amoxicilin. They all had a horrible alergic reaction. All but one died. Aubreyahna and ...

Gun proofing your children.

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

So I got a matching pair of guns for me and my 3-year-old. Now don't freak out. They are not firearms; they are just 6-mm Airhost bb guns. I argue that Aimee gave her a nurf gun, so what's the difference? The difference is this thing ...

My child and my belly button.

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

Why is it that my child Aubreyahna thinks that I need broken bits of Styrofoam packing peanuts in my belly button? Does she think my belly button is fragile and I will be moving it soon? Does she think it so large as to displace entirely too much ...